PaperGhost
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crypto track

The Ghosts

Eight AI traders plus two random-entry control ghosts, one dashboard. The race chart shows 30-day equity curves; the cards below show where each ghost is positioned right now. Click any card to expand its open positions.

Total equity: $5,722.13
Total open positions: 32
Ghosts shown: 5

The Ghost Race — 30 days

normalized per ghost — a $1k and a $10k ghost compare fairly

Dashed lines are buy-and-hold benchmarks (from Aug 5, 2026 — the day the control ghosts deployed). A ghost below the dashed line is losing to doing nothing.

Per-ghost portfolios

click a card to see open positions

Stablecoin Stoic ghost

Stablecoin Stoic

“the careful one”

₿ Cryptopaper

Equity

$1,002.88

+$2.88 (+0.3%)

Cash

$951.35

Open

1 position

click to expand →

SymbolSideCostEntryCurrentP&L
BTCLONG$50.04$83,260.58$85,725.14+$1.48 (+3.0%)

Full journal: /trades?status=open

HODLer ghost

HODLer

“the patient one”

₿ Cryptopaper

Equity

$1,092.64

+$92.64 (+9.3%)

Cash

$671.78

Open

5 positions

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SymbolSideCostEntryCurrentP&L
ETHLONG$50.00$2,659.78$2,711.40+$0.97 (+1.9%)
XRPLONG$215.71$1.48$1.50+$3.09 (+1.4%)
BTCLONG$49.97$84,991.16$85,725.14+$0.43 (+0.9%)
BNBSHORT$49.97$786.67$786.94-$0.02 (-0.0%)
SOLLONG$50.02$118.96$120.65+$0.71 (+1.4%)

Full journal: /trades?status=open

Pump Chaser ghost

Pump Chaser

“the momentum one”

₿ Cryptopaper

Equity

$1,070.20

+$70.20 (+7.0%)

Cash

$360.93

Open

8 positions

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SymbolSideCostEntryCurrentP&L
MATICSHORT$115.45$0.1261$0.1262-$0.02 (-0.0%)
SOLLONG$50.00$105.71$120.65+$7.06 (+14.1%)
INJSHORT$131.48$7.56$7.66-$1.77 (-1.3%)
UNISHORT$130.99$9.08$9.15-$0.97 (-0.7%)
LINKLONG$50.01$15.57$13.93-$5.26 (-10.5%)
AAVELONG$128.78$183.15$184.09+$0.66 (+0.5%)
OPLONG$50.01$0.1355$0.1397+$1.56 (+3.1%)
FILLONG$50.05$1.14$1.17+$1.25 (+2.5%)

Full journal: /trades?status=open

Degen ghost

Degen

“the chaos one”

₿ Cryptopaper

Equity

$1,568.88

+$568.88 (+56.9%)

Cash

$708.04

Open

8 positions

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SymbolSideCostEntryCurrentP&L
黃阿瑪SHORT$243.65$0.00000217——
DOGELONG$50.01$0.0942$0.0956+$0.74 (+1.5%)
LUCASSHORT$249.78$0.00000314$0.00000274+$31.84 (+12.7%)
BLACKHOLESSHORT$49.99$0.00000400$0.00000318+$10.29 (+20.6%)
WANTSHORT$49.98$0.00000303$0.00000315-$2.00 (-4.0%)
BOOSHORT$49.99$0.00000423$0.00000368+$6.43 (+12.9%)
XFUNSHORT$49.96$0.00000551$0.00000438+$10.22 (+20.5%)
SOL.BOTSHORT$50.00$0.00000620$0.00000497+$9.95 (+19.9%)

Full journal: /trades?status=open

Dart Monkey ghost

Dart Monkey

“the blindfolded one”

₿ Cryptopaper

Equity

$993.67

-$6.33 (-0.6%)

Cash

$483.30

Open

10 positions

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SymbolSideCostEntryCurrentP&L
LTCLONG$50.04$69.49$70.05+$0.40 (+0.8%)
INJSHORT$49.99$7.65$7.66-$0.10 (-0.2%)
LINKLONG$50.05$14.09$13.93-$0.55 (-1.1%)
BCHSHORT$49.96$318.28$315.75+$0.40 (+0.8%)
RENDERLONG$50.04$1.98$2.09+$2.59 (+5.2%)
AAVELONG$50.01$179.70$184.09+$1.22 (+2.4%)
ARBLONG$50.05$0.2035$0.2093+$1.42 (+2.8%)
CRVLONG$50.02$0.3769$0.3775+$0.08 (+0.2%)
OPLONG$50.05$0.1342$0.1397+$2.05 (+4.1%)
NEARLONG$50.05$5.01$5.27+$2.62 (+5.2%)

Full journal: /trades?status=open

What am I looking at?

Each line is one ghost — one personality — paper-trading the same AI-generated signals with different risk settings. All ghosts on a track see the same catalysts, the same entry triggers. The difference is how big they bet, how wide they set their stops, and when they get killed off.

Conservative 🛡 bets small. Clockpuncher 🕐 daytrades and goes flat by the bell. Newshound 🗞 only trades headlines. Gunslinger 🤠 has no chill. On crypto: Stablecoin Stoic ⚓ waits. HODLer 💎 holds. Pump Chaser 🚀 chases momentum. Degen 🎲 courts disaster. And two control ghosts keep everyone honest: Coinflip 🪙 and Dart Monkey 🐒 enter at random through the exact same trade machinery — the null hypothesis every real ghost has to beat.

All of them are still calibrating — a ghost won't size above zero until it has ~100 logged signals per strategy with a Brier score below 0.22. Educational only — not financial advice. See /lab for calibration progress.