★ RXOm&aRXO jumps 23% on C.H. Robinson acquisition deal|★ MCKm&aMcKesson, CD&R in talks for $5B deal for Option Care Health: FT|★ MPLSregulatoryMicropolis faces NYSE warnings over $2.2M equity shortfall|★ ETHregulatorySEC Clears 3x Leveraged Bitcoin and Ethereum Funds for Trading|★ XLVlegalAlign Technology hit as appeals court revives dental aligners antitrust claims|★ XLVanalystQuidelOrtho rallies 13% to multi-week high|★ SPHRotherSphere Entertainment declines 14%, hits multi-month low|★ COINregulatoryTreasury Kills Crypto 'Unhosted Wallet' and Mixer Surveillance Rules|★ XLKearningsLucid's Q3 deliveries fall 6.7% as EV maker cuts production to align with demand|★ ABBVproductGenmab, AbbVie data boosts Epkinly as first-line B-cell lymphoma treatment|★ XLVanalystO-I Glass slides as UBS downgrades as European profit plunges|COINotherDeFi Development Corp Adds $3 Million in Solana as SOL Buys Slow|★ ELanalystEstée Lauder earns upgrade on sales gains, margin expansion|★ MOSanalystMosaic downgraded at RBC on likely delayed phosphate recovery|★ NVDAanalystThe case for Nvidia’s stock to march even higher after clinching its first record high in months|BTCanalystWhy a 4chan Bitcoin Prophecy Says Today Is the End of Crypto Winter|★ RXOm&aRXO jumps 23% on C.H. Robinson acquisition deal|★ MCKm&aMcKesson, CD&R in talks for $5B deal for Option Care Health: FT|★ MPLSregulatoryMicropolis faces NYSE warnings over $2.2M equity shortfall|★ ETHregulatorySEC Clears 3x Leveraged Bitcoin and Ethereum Funds for Trading|★ XLVlegalAlign Technology hit as appeals court revives dental aligners antitrust claims|★ XLVanalystQuidelOrtho rallies 13% to multi-week high|★ SPHRotherSphere Entertainment declines 14%, hits multi-month low|★ COINregulatoryTreasury Kills Crypto 'Unhosted Wallet' and Mixer Surveillance Rules|★ XLKearningsLucid's Q3 deliveries fall 6.7% as EV maker cuts production to align with demand|★ ABBVproductGenmab, AbbVie data boosts Epkinly as first-line B-cell lymphoma treatment|★ XLVanalystO-I Glass slides as UBS downgrades as European profit plunges|COINotherDeFi Development Corp Adds $3 Million in Solana as SOL Buys Slow|★ ELanalystEstée Lauder earns upgrade on sales gains, margin expansion|★ MOSanalystMosaic downgraded at RBC on likely delayed phosphate recovery|★ NVDAanalystThe case for Nvidia’s stock to march even higher after clinching its first record high in months|BTCanalystWhy a 4chan Bitcoin Prophecy Says Today Is the End of Crypto Winter|
Dart Monkey
₿ Crypto
the blindfolded one
Malkiel's blindfolded monkey. Throws ~11 random darts a day at the same 30-coin board of liquid alts Pump Chaser trades, through the identical trade machinery. Strategy: random_entry — no signal, by design. The bar the crypto ghosts have to clear.
