ghosts that blew up

The Morgue

Ghosts that hit their kill switch. Each can reboot after 24 hours.

No ghost deaths yet. Give them time — the lab graveyard below is rather more crowded.

The Lab Graveyard

24 retired strategy variants

The evolution engine breeds challenger variants, runs them in shadow, and retires the ones that can't out-trade the champion. They lived fast (about a week, on average) and died honestly.

🪦 Moonlit Gambler

crypto_momentum#93c9

Crypto Momentum

Lived 7 days · 34 trades · 18% wins · −$52

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-08-01

🪦 Jittery Ghoul

crypto_momentum#e32a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 17 days · 222 trades · 21% wins · −$4409

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-08-01

🪦 Gilded Revenant

crypto_momentum#1a9c

Crypto Momentum

Lived 8 days · 34 trades · 29% wins · −$21

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-29

🪦 Moonlit Shade

crypto_momentum#fb88

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 52 trades · 4% wins · −$34

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-25

🪦 Midnight Apparition

crypto_momentum#ff15

Crypto Momentum

Lived 9 days · 253 trades · 17% wins · +$196

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-24

🪦 Pale Ghoul

crypto_momentum#05ff

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 48 trades · 17% wins · −$44

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-23

🪦 Gilded Banshee

crypto_momentum#f840

Crypto Momentum

Lived 34 days · 621 trades · 14% wins · +$315

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-23

🪦 Jittery Mongoose

crypto_momentum#160f

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 58 trades · 17% wins · +$18

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-21

🪦 Banished Poltergeist

crypto_momentum#da7a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 54 trades · 13% wins · +$26

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-20

🪦 Hollow Sardine

crypto_momentum#f2e8

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 56 trades · 11% wins · −$14

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-20

🪦 Lurking Vagrant

crypto_momentum#447b

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 52 trades · 12% wins · +$16

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-19

🪦 Restless Revenant

crypto_momentum#8318

Crypto Momentum

Lived 3 days · 86 trades · 15% wins · +$17

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-19

🪦 Pale Prophet

crypto_momentum#c43a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 2 days · 30 trades · 10% wins · −$7

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-18

🪦 Foggy Jackal

crypto_momentum#6d0b

Crypto Momentum

Lived 27 days · 387 trades · 14% wins · +$226

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-16

🪦 Cursed Widow

crypto_momentum#f31a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 42 trades · 12% wins · +$18

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-15

🪦 Wailing Baron

crypto_momentum#ac32

Crypto Momentum

Lived 4 days · 115 trades · 5% wins · +$4

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-15

🪦 Foggy Jackal

crypto_momentum#78af

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 57 trades · 7% wins · −$51

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-14

🪦 Shrieking Revenant

crypto_momentum#a71e

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 57 trades · 7% wins · −$51

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-14

🪦 Moonlit Prophet

crypto_momentum#2a1d

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 62 trades · 8% wins · +$38

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-13

🪦 Feral Specter

crypto_momentum#d24a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 2 days · 84 trades · 7% wins · +$64

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-13

🪦 Pale Sardine

crypto_momentum#28cf

Crypto Momentum

Lived 23 days · 451 trades · 15% wins · +$388

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-12

🪦 Sleepless Ghoul

crypto_momentum#a72c

Crypto Momentum

Lived 9 days · 220 trades · 18% wins · +$169

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-11

🪦 Spectral Ghoul

crypto_momentum#bbf0

Crypto Momentum

Lived 9 days · 217 trades · 18% wins · +$166

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-11

🪦 Gilded Jackal

crypto_momentum#0781

Crypto Momentum

Lived 13 days · 66 trades · 23% wins · −$30

Cause of death: underperform

† 2026-07-02