PaperGhost
XLVm&aCurium to buy Lantheus for up to $114.50/share in cash|XLVm&aCurium strikes up to $8 billion deal for radiopharma peer Lantheus|ITGRm&aInteger Holdings to go private via $5.7B acquisition by KKR|MSTRotherStrategy sold another $105 million of bitcoin last week, repurchased $81.2 million of STRC|XLPproductEdible Garden AG extends Midwest retailer supply deal; shares rally 18% premarket|PLTRearningsPalantir stock jumps ahead of quarterly results|XLVearningsMarriott mixed Q2 results, soft Q3 profit guidance weighs on shares|CIRCanalystTD Cowen says buy stablecoin issuer Circle. Morgan Stanley thinks it’s time to sell|CATearningsCaterpillar's Order Backlog Hit a Record $63 Billion. Will Tuesday's Report Show AI Power Demand Still Filling It?|XLPguidanceTyson trims annual profit forecast as tight cattle supplies squeeze beef business|METAanalystBuy the SOXX Down 23% From Its Highs? Amazon, Alphabet, Meta Platforms, Microsoft, and Oracle Just Gave Investors 830 Billion Reasons to Do So.|HOODregulatoryRobinhood wins UK crypto registration before new regulatory regime kicks off|AMDearningsAMD to report Q2 earnings as chip stocks continue to waver|SPYmacroStock Market Today: Dow Rallies 550 Points On Trump Reversal; Oil Prices Plunge (Live Coverage)|TUCearningsThai Union ups forecasts after “strong” Q2|MSTRotherMichael Saylor’s Strategy sells another 1,638 BTC for $105 million, reducing total holdings to 842,138 BTC|XLVm&aCurium to buy Lantheus for up to $114.50/share in cash|XLVm&aCurium strikes up to $8 billion deal for radiopharma peer Lantheus|ITGRm&aInteger Holdings to go private via $5.7B acquisition by KKR|MSTRotherStrategy sold another $105 million of bitcoin last week, repurchased $81.2 million of STRC|XLPproductEdible Garden AG extends Midwest retailer supply deal; shares rally 18% premarket|PLTRearningsPalantir stock jumps ahead of quarterly results|XLVearningsMarriott mixed Q2 results, soft Q3 profit guidance weighs on shares|CIRCanalystTD Cowen says buy stablecoin issuer Circle. Morgan Stanley thinks it’s time to sell|CATearningsCaterpillar's Order Backlog Hit a Record $63 Billion. Will Tuesday's Report Show AI Power Demand Still Filling It?|XLPguidanceTyson trims annual profit forecast as tight cattle supplies squeeze beef business|METAanalystBuy the SOXX Down 23% From Its Highs? Amazon, Alphabet, Meta Platforms, Microsoft, and Oracle Just Gave Investors 830 Billion Reasons to Do So.|HOODregulatoryRobinhood wins UK crypto registration before new regulatory regime kicks off|AMDearningsAMD to report Q2 earnings as chip stocks continue to waver|SPYmacroStock Market Today: Dow Rallies 550 Points On Trump Reversal; Oil Prices Plunge (Live Coverage)|TUCearningsThai Union ups forecasts after “strong” Q2|MSTRotherMichael Saylor’s Strategy sells another 1,638 BTC for $105 million, reducing total holdings to 842,138 BTC|

ghosts that blew up

The Morgue

Ghosts that hit their kill switch. Each can reboot after 24 hours.

₿ Crypto
RIP
degen
died 8/3 04:50 CT
cause: blew up: equity $-76,895.70 fell below the $250 floor (-7790% from $1,000)
deaths total: 3

The Lab Graveyard

24 retired strategy variants

The evolution engine breeds challenger variants, runs them in shadow, and retires the ones that can't out-trade the champion. They lived fast (about a week, on average) and died honestly.

🪦 Moonlit Gambler

crypto_momentum#93c9

Crypto Momentum

Lived 7 days · 34 trades · 18% wins · $52

Cause of death: underperform

2026-08-01

🪦 Jittery Ghoul

crypto_momentum#e32a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 17 days · 222 trades · 21% wins · $4409

Cause of death: underperform

2026-08-01

🪦 Gilded Revenant

crypto_momentum#1a9c

Crypto Momentum

Lived 8 days · 34 trades · 29% wins · $21

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-29

🪦 Moonlit Shade

crypto_momentum#fb88

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 52 trades · 4% wins · $34

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-25

🪦 Midnight Apparition

crypto_momentum#ff15

Crypto Momentum

Lived 9 days · 253 trades · 17% wins · +$196

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-24

🪦 Pale Ghoul

crypto_momentum#05ff

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 48 trades · 17% wins · $44

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-23

🪦 Gilded Banshee

crypto_momentum#f840

Crypto Momentum

Lived 34 days · 621 trades · 14% wins · +$315

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-23

🪦 Jittery Mongoose

crypto_momentum#160f

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 58 trades · 17% wins · +$18

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-21

🪦 Banished Poltergeist

crypto_momentum#da7a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 54 trades · 13% wins · +$26

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-20

🪦 Hollow Sardine

crypto_momentum#f2e8

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 56 trades · 11% wins · $14

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-20

🪦 Lurking Vagrant

crypto_momentum#447b

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 52 trades · 12% wins · +$16

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-19

🪦 Restless Revenant

crypto_momentum#8318

Crypto Momentum

Lived 3 days · 86 trades · 15% wins · +$17

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-19

🪦 Pale Prophet

crypto_momentum#c43a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 2 days · 30 trades · 10% wins · $7

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-18

🪦 Foggy Jackal

crypto_momentum#6d0b

Crypto Momentum

Lived 27 days · 387 trades · 14% wins · +$226

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-16

🪦 Cursed Widow

crypto_momentum#f31a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 42 trades · 12% wins · +$18

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-15

🪦 Wailing Baron

crypto_momentum#ac32

Crypto Momentum

Lived 4 days · 115 trades · 5% wins · +$4

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-15

🪦 Foggy Jackal

crypto_momentum#78af

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 57 trades · 7% wins · $51

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-14

🪦 Shrieking Revenant

crypto_momentum#a71e

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 57 trades · 7% wins · $51

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-14

🪦 Moonlit Prophet

crypto_momentum#2a1d

Crypto Momentum

Lived 1 day · 62 trades · 8% wins · +$38

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-13

🪦 Feral Specter

crypto_momentum#d24a

Crypto Momentum

Lived 2 days · 84 trades · 7% wins · +$64

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-13

🪦 Pale Sardine

crypto_momentum#28cf

Crypto Momentum

Lived 23 days · 451 trades · 15% wins · +$388

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-12

🪦 Sleepless Ghoul

crypto_momentum#a72c

Crypto Momentum

Lived 9 days · 220 trades · 18% wins · +$169

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-11

🪦 Spectral Ghoul

crypto_momentum#bbf0

Crypto Momentum

Lived 9 days · 217 trades · 18% wins · +$166

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-11

🪦 Gilded Jackal

crypto_momentum#0781

Crypto Momentum

Lived 13 days · 66 trades · 23% wins · $30

Cause of death: underperform

2026-07-02