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Degen
₿ Crypto
the chaos one
Memecoins, aggressive sizing, no kill switches. Below 25% of bankroll it formally dies, spends 24 hours in the morgue, and reboots fresh. The morgue is the data point.
Equity
$1,569.82
P&L since $1,000
+$569.82(+57.0%)
Per-trade cap
$250
Deaths
0 🙏
Last cause of death: voided: 3 deaths were artifacts of corrupt microcap marks (quarantined 2026-08-03), not real blowups (8/3 04:50 CT)
